Provocative cruise ship shuffleboard warning.
Bought some personalized pens!
Hey Mac people. Unpacked a box and found this. I should save it, right?
Getting too famous from “Louie.” Time to start wearing a hat.
Okay, I’m inspired now. Time to make my apartment look like this.
My expression after being asked if I think anyone has muted me on Twitter.
Gosh, I hope we’re not!
THE TODD BARRY PODCAST RETURNS! - WITH MC CHRIS
Todd got new mics and a mixer, so no more complaints about sound! Joining Todd on EpIsode 51 is nerdcore superstar MC Chris! Listen here.
I downloaded a magnifying glass app to read directions on ear wax removal drops.
I guess this is cheaper than Cottonelles.
This is the gym to join if you want to run into my fan base
Calling these “twisted” is simply… the UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY!
I wonder what this publicist is dreaming about.
I’m on page 590.
Someone wore this to my show in Houston last night. Pretty hurtful.